IGOR'S BRAIN SALE

IGOR.- Brains, brains.. Do you want to buy a brain?

Monster 1.- No, Do you have a  baby tooth candy?

IGOR.- No! go away! Brains, Brains on sale, Do you want buy one?

Monster 2.- I want a boo beer, please

IGOR.- No just brains Get out!.   Brains  Cheap brains!  Do you want a brain?

Monster 3.-  Yes, show me what you  have.

IGOR.- "Mayor's brain $100 dollar",
             "Governor's brain $500 dollar"
             " Senator's brain $1,000 dollar"
             "Mexico's President brain $1,000,000.00 dollar"

Monster 3.- Why this is so high?

IGOR.- CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN USED!